Cahoming 

Camping at home.

When you start a fire in your yard for you and your friends to sit around until you all pass out in your yard; but you still have the comfort of indoor plumbing.

Lady 1: Hey Pelossi, you wanta come over for so cahoming?

Lady 2: You couldn't find a sitter, huh.

Cahoming by Alwaysa Story April 5, 2010

Choming 

To comb someones hair with your teeth.

I love choming my girlfriends hair.

Choming by Zinxsy February 7, 2022