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Cack Waggle

Using your penis as a Shad and inserting it in the water and waggle it back and forth in hopes of catching a big one.

Or hanging your cack out between your pants and waggling it back and forth hoping to attract a drunk cougar.
Two buddies are fishing and drinking one fine day. With no luck and out of beer one decides to shake things up and inserts his penis in the water and cack waggles it to and fro, hoping to lure a large mouth bass.
by Manute Nol January 20, 2010
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clackwaggler

Mobile phone user (invariably female) given to inane, loud conversations with other (invariably female) users during which the phrases "Yeah" "I know" and "Did he?" will be uttered metronomically. When not talking on the phone, clackwagglers will be texting. When not texting they can be observed gripping their phones tightly, scanning them every 15 seconds waiting for them to ring.
(British English)
I boarded the 18.23 train and moved to the quiet car only to be surrounded by a bunch of irritating clackwagglers.
by Wordsmithz May 25, 2006
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Cockwaggler

Something you call your friend jokingly or to someone you hate not jokingly (however they probably wouldn't understand) A cockwaggler can mean many different things... we still haven't figured out exactly what it means. also the origin for cockwaggler was a video of a dog wagging its tail in between its legs and it looked like a fuzzy cock.
Leo: Vincent you are a cockwaggler
Vincent: *metal gear solid alert sound*
by MANO'WORDS September 29, 2022
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