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Brazilian slang for a man who always fucks things up. Usually these ''cabaços'' are people without the common sense that normal people probably have in which leads them to do crap all the times.

P.S.: This definition for this word is used a lot in São Paulo, but we have other meanings such as a virgin male and other meanings throughout the country.
Cara, você é muito cabaço, hein!? A mina acabou de te cumprimentar e tu deixou ela no vácuo.

Man, you're such a tosser, eh!? The lassie's just greeted you and you left her hanging.
Cabaço by Reklep September 12, 2010
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brazilian slang that means a male who didn't make sex yet, never made sex, don't know nothing about sex
that guy never fucked a girl, he is a cabaço
cabaço by rafael_hund November 25, 2007
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To take, agressively, the virginity of a woman
Ele tirou o cabaço à mina
Cabaço by goddaaamn July 24, 2015
Sit on your cabachi
cabachi by wertyuiohuyfgvsenryukhr October 12, 2018
A posh alternative to "coomcave"; A depressing gamer room often filled with cum/shit/piss stained sheets and clothing. The musty air that circulates the catacooms are often deadly to women.
a: Yo homie what you up to today
b: NUTTIN' much, just making my coom boom in da catacooms
Catacooms by frggerz September 14, 2020
sit on your cabachi
cabachi by wertyuiohuyfgvsenryukhr October 12, 2018

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Peter: I know! It was those two kids in that band from Minnesota who started it anyway.
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