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Charles Walton Time Off - A term used to describe the act of getting out of work due to having an over active vagina, causing an allergic reaction in the pussy preventing one from actually doing any work. CWTO has been known to be used to provide one the free time to beat a wife, ride a bike, do a podcast about zombies etc and so on. Commonly backed up by some form of long term stress/anxiety related medical treatment, CWTO is a bullet-proof method of being a worthless piece of shit.
- Oh man it's getting busy in here? Anyone seen that cunt Chase around...we really need help.
- Nope, first sign of something to do hes out on CWTO
- I hope his wife is taking those self defense courses I e-mailed her about.
by DaHipsterDBag June 28, 2016
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