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cobwaffler

A person who regularly receives ejaculated semen directly on the face. Can be used as an insult and/or a term of endearment.
A cobwaffler rarely needs to moisturize.
cobwaffler by Lovahhh July 15, 2003

cobwaffling 

A slight variation on the classic 69, where one partner is performing a blowjob, while the other performs a handjob. Usually refers to two males in which both participants receive the ejaculation on the face, however the term itself is not gender-specific.

A "cobwaffler" is someone who willingly takes a secretion in the face.

Also referred to as:
cob-wafflin'
cob-waffling
cobwaffle
Bob and Jo had a messy fun, yet difficult time, cobwaffling in the back seat of Bob's Mustang.
cobwaffling by Paris July 8, 2003
a mix of cocaine and coffee
"You wanna get some cocafee"
"Hell yeah!"
Cocafee by craphandler May 14, 2023

Cocaface 

A black person.
This is Bianca, she is a cocaface.
Cocaface by Skada February 19, 2011

cocafair 

Cocafair conditions allow for many savoury activities.
cocafair by Hercolena Oliver March 20, 2009

Concaffinate 

To link cups of coffee together in a chain or series.
"Drink more than one cup of coffee."
"I've just concaffinated a latte with half a pot of Sumatra. Where's the code?"
Concaffinate by Risctaker October 24, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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