CLOYP 

Pronunciation: kloip
Function: abbreviation

CLOYP stands for Crusting Lesions On Your Penis. CLOYP can be caused by any of various diseases or infections (as syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and genital herpes) that are usually transmitted by direct sexual contact

M.C: OMG! You got the CLOYP.
S.S: Yea, I know.
M.C: What are you gonna do?
S.S: I dunno. Can you help me take off some of the crust?
M.C: No, no I can't.
S.S.: Are we still on for the brown chicken brown cow (sexual relations)?
M.C: Yea of course!

CLOYP by Neil Mik May 20, 2009

clotpole

an idiot, stupid, someone who is oblivious to what is going on.

is pretty much exclusive to merlin and arthur.

“he’s trying get rid of me, and if you weren’t such a clotpole you’d see that!”
“a what?”
“clotpole. he said clotpole, sire.”

clotpole by tweeva January 2, 2020

Clotpole

A word that a young sorcerer uses to describe an arrogant Prince who he has unexplained romantic tension with.

"You're a clotpole!"
"Hey that's my word"
"Yes, and it suits you perfectly"

Clotpole by snail-from-the-underworld February 29, 2020

Clopening 

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

Clopening by MadFocus November 27, 2012

Clomper 

The name of a fictitious community website that hosts videos. Mentioned in Marc Maron's 2017 stand-up show "Marc Maron: Too Real. Clomper.com hosts 40 episodes of "Turd Journey", "Savage Dicks" and a "Turd Journey" - "Savage Dicks" crossover. There is also Clomper Docs that has documentaries like "One out of nine" about a guy's cat dying. "It's not what it sounds like, it's about more than that."

Have you seen that new show on clomper.com?

Clomper by DamnMonkeys April 19, 2018

Clotpole

An old fashioned word for “Dickhead”

Friend: “Your a dickhead”
You: “well your a clotpole”

Clotpole by FatCow000069 August 6, 2020

clypp

ownz

Damn that car sure clypps

clypp by Asshat September 4, 2003