CLOYP

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Pronunciation: kloip
Function: abbreviation

CLOYP stands for Crusting Lesions On Your Penis. CLOYP can be caused by any of various diseases or infections (as syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and genital herpes) that are usually transmitted by direct sexual contact

M.C: OMG! You got the CLOYP.
S.S: Yea, I know.
M.C: What are you gonna do?
S.S: I dunno. Can you help me take off some of the crust?
M.C: No, no I can't.
S.S.: Are we still on for the brown chicken brown cow (sexual relations)?
M.C: Yea of course!

CLOYP by Neil Mik May 20, 2009

Words you can keep

clotpole

an idiot, stupid, someone who is oblivious to what is going on.

is pretty much exclusive to merlin and arthur.

“he’s trying get rid of me, and if you weren’t such a clotpole you’d see that!”
“a what?”
“clotpole. he said clotpole, sire.”

clotpole by tweeva January 2, 2020

Related Words

CLOYP • clopen • clop • clopper • clopping • clomp • cloop • clope • clopening • clotpole

Clotpole

A word that a young sorcerer uses to describe an arrogant Prince who he has unexplained romantic tension with.

"You're a clotpole!"
"Hey that's my word"
"Yes, and it suits you perfectly"

Clotpole by snail-from-the-underworld February 29, 2020

Clopening

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

Clopening by MadFocus November 27, 2012

Clomper

The name of a fictitious community website that hosts videos. Mentioned in Marc Maron's 2017 stand-up show "Marc Maron: Too Real. Clomper.com hosts 40 episodes of "Turd Journey", "Savage Dicks" and a "Turd Journey" - "Savage Dicks" crossover. There is also Clomper Docs that has documentaries like "One out of nine" about a guy's cat dying. "It's not what it sounds like, it's about more than that."

Have you seen that new show on clomper.com?

Clomper by DamnMonkeys April 19, 2018

Clotpole

An old fashioned word for “Dickhead”

Friend: “Your a dickhead”
You: “well your a clotpole”

Clotpole by FatCow000069 August 6, 2020

clypp

ownz

Damn that car sure clypps

clypp by Asshat September 4, 2003

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026