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The new release single of System of a Down's new CD, set to hit stores on April 26th. This first of two CD's called Mezmorize contains this song. Six months after the release of Mezmorize, Hypnotize shall be brought to stores as well. SOAD rocks, btw.
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO...
CIGARO by MIK3 February 8, 2005
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New System Of A Down Song That Sings About Cocks and Shit. Probably has to do with something political.
My cock is much bigger then yours
My cock can walk right through the door
Cigaro by D Leighton January 19, 2005
A single from System of a Down's newest album, 'MESMERIZE'. Contains strong language, so not reccommended for young kids.

Also home to some great lyrics, as seen in the example below...
"My cock is much bigger than yours!"
cigaro by Cheeseweasel257 July 30, 2005

Close but no cigar 

When you come close to something but don't quite get there.

Just short of success

This phrase originated in the 1920's. Fair grounds would give cigars away as prizes. Prizes were more aimed at the adults then vs. children like they are now. The fair workers would shout out "close but no cigar".... The first written documentation of this word appeared in the 1930's and then became a common phrase.
You finish second in a race
A friend asks how you did
You tell them "I finished in second place, close but no cigar"
Close but no cigar by BBJ24 June 6, 2015

Human Cigarette Butt 

Person who smells like a wet ash tray, has brown stained teeth and a raspy smoker's voice.
Lynn has not been able to get a job because she looks like a human cigarette butt.

going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.
Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

Cigarette Abuse 

When a person is smoking a cigarette and then leaves it on the edge of a table or in an ash try while it burns down to the filter.
"Chase you left your cigarette burning on the table! Come on man thats Cigarette Abuse." Smoking, Cigarettes, Smoke, Cigs, Ash Tray
Cigarette Abuse by JCY60! December 8, 2013
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