CHJ

CHJ. (see aych jay). Cocaine Hand Job. noun.

1. the act of getting one's cocaine high administered through the use of a hand job

2. the act of masturbating someone else with the assistance of the drug commonly known as cocaine

3. the brilliant combination of sexual pleasure and cocaine to achieve a mind-blowing dopamine rush

Commonly known side effects include a burning sensation in the opening of the penis and numbing of the skin and/or sensitivity of the penis.

Last night I was pregaming before the party and my girlfriend walked in. Instead of getting mad, she gave me a CHJ! Holy shit!

Guy1: Dude I did some Tony last night and got a handjob at that party!
Guy2: Fuck that, you should have used it for a CHJ!

Ahh fuck I can't wait to get off work and get a CHJ!

by sweepy August 14, 2012

Chjop chjop

Swedish version of ‘chop chop’

Me: Chjop chjop. The tree fell over

by MilkyToothBrush July 17, 2019

Chjerking

The act of jerking off using the warm skin peeled off a rotisserie chicken.

Got damn it son, you ruined another family dinner! Why are you addicted to this chjerking business?

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Chjerking

The act of jerking off using the warm skin peeled off a rotisserie chicken.

Got damn it son, you ruined another family dinner! Why are you addicted to this chjerking business?

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Chjara

The most incredible person in the world <3

Does she make jokes too bad? Normal is chjara

by anonymous November 21, 2021

chja

Chja is a word used to describe something completely and utterly awesome. Derives from the word skaters use instead of "yes".

" Dude, he is so chja".

by abro7373 December 27, 2009

Chjoni

1. a male reproductive organ in Italian.
2. See Jabronni.

1. Dang, your Chjoni is getting excited!
2. You Chjoni Face!

by Pastor Lim May 9, 2006