CGT

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When people spend too long on computers they begin exhibiting symptoms of Computer Generated Thought, which is when people start thinking and wanting to behave like machines. Symptoms include speaking like displayed text, arguing in binary, getting annoyed with friends who don't behave 'as expected/programmed', frustration at not being able to download money into a nominated bank account, despair at not being able to rewind real-world events, and confusion when attempts to fly like an angel in Second Life are met with failure and strange looks from other shoppers in the mall.

Aaron: Carl has a bad case of CGT. Yesterday he started crying when he couldn't rewind a street fight so he could see who threw the first punch.

Sally: Yeah, that's really bad forward slash terrible.
Aaron: 111000101.

CGT by qwango June 10, 2009

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CGTC

Cum-guzzling Thundercunt

"That girl over there will date you for 3 weeks, then get drunk and try and fuck all- ALL- of your friends in sequential order; from best friend to the worst one. She is such a fucking CGTC."

CGTC by SweetT1988 April 22, 2009

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Cgtz

Short for “Congratulations!” or “Congratz!”

“Hey, i just cashed out big on bitcoin!”
“Wow, man. Cgtz!”

Cgtz by Emero June 24, 2021

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CGTH

Can go to Hell
Is usually said to you by your little sister, who thinks it it 'cool' to insult you using acronyms.

Annoying sister: "I hate you, you CGTH"
Me: "What is CGTH?"

CGTH by snakey93 January 29, 2010

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Cgtuiii

A word that describes the expression on my brother's face when I play this word in Scrabble

Me: plays this word
My brother: *cgtuiii*
Mods please approve, my turn is coming up

Cgtuiii by beyop December 27, 2019

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CGTD

Come get this dick

"you say your about it but if you're forreal CGTD

CGTD by Long Dong Ladon October 27, 2022

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cgttts

“Can’t get through the talking stage”

Used when you want to be romantically involved with a person, but you can’t get yourself or them to make the next step, so you’re just talking a lot.

Cgttts, but I think they like me.

cgttts by dzulees December 17, 2022

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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