When people spend too long on computers they begin exhibiting symptoms of Computer Generated Thought, which is when people start thinking and wanting to behave like machines. Symptoms include speaking like displayed text, arguing in binary, getting annoyed with friends who don't behave 'as expected/programmed', frustration at not being able to download money into a nominated bank account, despair at not being able to rewind real-world events, and confusion when attempts to fly like an angel in Second Life are met with failure and strange looks from other shoppers in the mall.
Aaron: Carl has a bad case of CGT. Yesterday he started crying when he couldn't rewind a street fight so he could see who threw the first punch.
Sally: Yeah, that's really bad forward slash terrible.
Aaron: 111000101.
Sally: Yeah, that's really bad forward slash terrible.
Aaron: 111000101.
by qwango June 10, 2009
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"That girl over there will date you for 3 weeks, then get drunk and try and fuck all- ALL- of your friends in sequential order; from best friend to the worst one. She is such a fucking CGTC."
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Is usually said to you by your little sister, who thinks it it 'cool' to insult you using acronyms.
Is usually said to you by your little sister, who thinks it it 'cool' to insult you using acronyms.
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Used when you want to be romantically involved with a person, but you can’t get yourself or them to make the next step, so you’re just talking a lot.
Used when you want to be romantically involved with a person, but you can’t get yourself or them to make the next step, so you’re just talking a lot.
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