CGT

When people spend too long on computers they begin exhibiting symptoms of Computer Generated Thought, which is when people start thinking and wanting to behave like machines. Symptoms include speaking like displayed text, arguing in binary, getting annoyed with friends who don't behave 'as expected/programmed', frustration at not being able to download money into a nominated bank account, despair at not being able to rewind real-world events, and confusion when attempts to fly like an angel in Second Life are met with failure and strange looks from other shoppers in the mall.

Aaron: Carl has a bad case of CGT. Yesterday he started crying when he couldn't rewind a street fight so he could see who threw the first punch.

Sally: Yeah, that's really bad forward slash terrible.
Aaron: 111000101.

CGT by qwango June 10, 2009

CGTC 

Cum-guzzling Thundercunt

"That girl over there will date you for 3 weeks, then get drunk and try and fuck all- ALL- of your friends in sequential order; from best friend to the worst one. She is such a fucking CGTC."

CGTC by SweetT1988 April 22, 2009

Cgtz 

Short for “Congratulations!” or “Congratz!”

“Hey, i just cashed out big on bitcoin!”
“Wow, man. Cgtz!”

Cgtz by Emero June 24, 2021

CGTH 

Can go to Hell
Is usually said to you by your little sister, who thinks it it 'cool' to insult you using acronyms.

Annoying sister: "I hate you, you CGTH"
Me: "What is CGTH?"

CGTH by snakey93 January 29, 2010

Cgtuiii 

A word that describes the expression on my brother's face when I play this word in Scrabble

Me: plays this word
My brother: *cgtuiii*
Mods please approve, my turn is coming up

Cgtuiii by beyop December 27, 2019

CGTD

Come get this dick

"you say your about it but if you're forreal CGTD

CGTD by Long Dong Ladon October 27, 2022

cgttts 

“Can’t get through the talking stage”

Used when you want to be romantically involved with a person, but you can’t get yourself or them to make the next step, so you’re just talking a lot.

Cgttts, but I think they like me.

cgttts by dzulees December 17, 2022