collateralized dumb ass obligations
A CDO, or Collateralized Debt Obligation, is generally a standardized investment product which consists of various real or synthetic assets.
When the assets consist wholly of mortgages from buyers who are too stupid to realize that they will never be able to pay them back - ever - in this or any other universe - they become CDAOs.
A CDO, or Collateralized Debt Obligation, is generally a standardized investment product which consists of various real or synthetic assets.
When the assets consist wholly of mortgages from buyers who are too stupid to realize that they will never be able to pay them back - ever - in this or any other universe - they become CDAOs.
Banker 1: Hey Joe, did you finish normalizing the risk distribution of the tranches for that CDO.
Banker 2: I'm not going to bother. It's a CDAO, so it's not worth the bother.
Banker 1: Booyah! Keep fuckin' that chicken.
Banker 2: I'm not going to bother. It's a CDAO, so it's not worth the bother.
Banker 1: Booyah! Keep fuckin' that chicken.
by twilyth June 22, 2010