Bye Marten 

When someone says that they're leaving and you could really give two shits less that they are. Their name then becomes "marten", a random dude that nobody is sad to see go. They're real name becomes irrelevant because nobody cares what it really is. Instead, they now are "marten".

"girl you wanna go back to my room?"

"bye marten"

"who is marten?"

"exactly. buh bye."

Bye Marten by Chuckofnutsyo January 11, 2014