Buttmelon

variation of the bubble butt. One that full enough to separate the ass from the legs but not full enough to look like she is carrying extra junk in the trunk.

My goodness! can I carry that buttmelon home with my groceries!

by melonconnoisseur September 26, 2010

buttermelon

A yellow fruit that grows in bunches and is enjoyed by many. Synonymous with the word "banana". In 2016 the word burst onto the Internet as its replacement and has been embraced by many.

I like to start my day with some peanut butter toast and a nice ripe buttermelon.

by LDSG Ghost May 13, 2018

buttmonkey

Rectum dwelling primate

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air

by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

buttmonkey

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

buttmonger

Insult or derogatory term.

That buttmonger stole my purse!

by notabuttmonger November 29, 2004

Buttlong

A long annoying amount of time. See Asslong.

I hate waiting in the buttlong line at the taco place when I'm starving yo!

by ,_\ ( ) |-| /\/ March 14, 2009

buttmonkey

The kind of person that just won't stop gibbering out of their ass.

Will someone shut that damn buttmonkey up!

by Bumzin August 23, 2004