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Butterfly position 

A sex position in which the woman lies down on a flat object, like a bed or a table, and her legs are on the man's shoulders, and the man's dick is in her asshole.
Man 1: I broke up with Sherry yesterday.
Man 2: Good. because last night I took her home and she begged me to go butterfly position with her.
Man 1: Fuck you.

(A large fight then ensues.)
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Butterfly Position 

When a woman sits back on her heels with knees spread apart on the floor. Especially when she has a dress or skirt on which flies out in front of her.
One example, but not a good one is Taylor Swift's debut album cover. A better example is Donna Summer's album cover, I Feel love. In Taylor Swift's pose her knees are not as far apart as is usually defined as the butterfly position. Donna Summer poses with knees wide apart but is not sitting on her heels. Both are still variations of the butterfly position.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026