Buttcow
A mean person that makes you jealous. There a real ass hole butt you wanna say the clean version so you call them a butt cow
Buttcow by Amber Gibson October 20, 2019
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Buttcone
<3 <--- this is a buttcone. You might think it's a heart, but it's a buttcone. It shows infinitely more love.
<3<3<3<3 buttcones for all of you.
<3<3<3<3 buttcones for all of you.
GF "I love you babe!"
BF "Yeah? Well I <3 you!"
GF "A heart? That's all? you can't say 'love'?"
BF "No sweetie, it's a buttcone. I buttcone you."
GF *swoons*
BF "Yeah? Well I <3 you!"
GF "A heart? That's all? you can't say 'love'?"
BF "No sweetie, it's a buttcone. I buttcone you."
GF *swoons*
Buttcone by STILL Gingerlicious Chaos March 6, 2013
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butt cowboy • Butt Cow • buttcoin • Buttclown • buttchow • buttcock • Buttbows • Buttcock Utopia • buttcoiner • buttcoochtra
buttcoin
Anything of value in the prison economy that can be carried inside of a convict's fleshy, dark purse.
buttcoin by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017
Buttcorn Kernel
A Buttcorn Kernel is what describes that itchy feeling in your butt after you thought you had wiped properly earlier but actually did not. It feels almost like there are popcorn kernels in your sphincter; and it sure does itch.
"Damn dude...I got some serious buttcorn kernels right now."
"You should probably find a bathroom and take care of that post haste."
"You should probably find a bathroom and take care of that post haste."
Buttcorn Kernel by Turdmit The Great Destroyer February 14, 2019
Suckin Buttcock
An act of sexual congress engaged by sluts who want a taste of the candy bar right after it has exited the rectum while it is still warm with flavor.
Damn that girl be suckin buttcock, as soon as you pull it out i am putting it in my mouth i love suckin buttcock.
Suckin Buttcock by rediculouse z-train May 2, 2010
Buttcock Utopia
Buttcock Utopia by Waggerd April 22, 2009
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