Buttcow

A mean person that makes you jealous. There a real ass hole butt you wanna say the clean version so you call them a butt cow

Olivia: I just got a boy friend

Hope:(single)your a Buttcow
Olivia: (throws out reverse card)

by Amber Gibson October 20, 2019

Buttcone

<3 <--- this is a buttcone. You might think it's a heart, but it's a buttcone. It shows infinitely more love.

<3<3<3<3 buttcones for all of you.

GF "I love you babe!"
BF "Yeah? Well I <3 you!"
GF "A heart? That's all? you can't say 'love'?"
BF "No sweetie, it's a buttcone. I buttcone you."
GF *swoons*

by STILL Gingerlicious Chaos March 6, 2013

buttcoin

Anything of value in the prison economy that can be carried inside of a convict's fleshy, dark purse.

I got enough buttcoin for that, man, though I can't just pay for it right here on the yard.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017

Buttcorn Kernel

A Buttcorn Kernel is what describes that itchy feeling in your butt after you thought you had wiped properly earlier but actually did not. It feels almost like there are popcorn kernels in your sphincter; and it sure does itch.

"Damn dude...I got some serious buttcorn kernels right now."

"You should probably find a bathroom and take care of that post haste."

by Turdmit The Great Destroyer February 14, 2019

Suckin Buttcock

An act of sexual congress engaged by sluts who want a taste of the candy bar right after it has exited the rectum while it is still warm with flavor.

Damn that girl be suckin buttcock, as soon as you pull it out i am putting it in my mouth i love suckin buttcock.

by rediculouse z-train May 2, 2010

Buttcock Utopia

A drug addict rat who lives in or around garbage cans.

dude, did you see that buttcock utopia over there?

by Waggerd April 22, 2009

buttcock

A male trannie who tucks and tapes his junk between his buttocks

That trannie was a buttcock he taped his cock between his butt!

by meeow August 4, 2007