Buttazzle 

Verb: Using rhinestones to decorate the butt area of one's pants, or other items of clothing, or even one's personal self (like being vagazzled, only on the backside private regions rather than the front).

Past tense: buttazzled
Present tense: buttazzling
Perjorative noun: (you) buttazzler

Upon viewing some waddling pedestrians: "If you have an ugly bottom please, do yourself a favor and don't accentuate it with a buttazzle kit."

Buttazzle by Astar_Alone September 19, 2010

Buttalert 

What a teacher says when you're watching an inappropriate movie in class and there is an inappropriate scene coming up.

While watching The Crucible, my teacher yelled, "Buttalert!" and everyone closed their eyes.

Buttalert by Slave Monkey September 24, 2011

bumfazzle

To confuse beyond belief.

It bumfazzled John that Sally did not want to date him.

bumfazzle by Molaro July 16, 2008

buttnozzle 

A butt that becomes like a nozzle you can't turn off during a bout of sickness.

I can't be away from the toilet too long, I've got a buttnozzle going on today."

buttnozzle by Park Dad February 25, 2010

buttdazzled 

the act of putting a gem butt plug in the buttocks.

Did you catch that cam show? She totally buttdazzled herself. She blinging from top to bottom. Literally.

buttdazzled by jkk05 June 3, 2018

Buttguzzle 

The art of guzzling or intaking massive amounts of fluids via butthole

Dude you should butt chug that beer like that whore buttguzzles cum

Buttguzzle by purplegreenandyellowfart April 4, 2015

buttapple 

A stupid small skinny kid who laughs when you hurt him.

Wow look at Jason. What a buttapple!

buttapple by buttmunch12 October 19, 2011