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Butt Hockey 

A game in which you attempt to throw washers into a coffee can located in the center of a wooden box. A washer landing inside the box is 1 point, and 3 points for landing inside the coffee can.
Damn, this game is fun, but I can't beat Allan in Butt Hockey for the life of me!
Butt Hockey by That guy333 August 12, 2008
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Butt hockey 

A sport created in early 2019 by papa Richie. It has all the fun attributes of hockey but with over three times the amount of butt. One of the differences the stands out the most is that the sport is played pantless. Players must also hold the hockey stick in between their butt cheeks. Their is also no ice as the game is played on gravel and instead of a hockey puck a 10lb bowling ball is used.
Other then that it is essuntaly the same sport.
Dude did you catch that sick game of butt hockey last night?
Butt hockey by Harveyritto March 8, 2019

canadian butt hockey 

When a Canadian boy becomes a man, he goes into the woods with 11 other boys to the secret ice rink. They squeeze a wolverine until a round hockey puck shaped poo appears. (This is a brutal process which often requires the use of many wolverines, since many are squeezed till they pop) If a suitable wolerine is found, a badger or large rabbit works too. They then play hockey using frozen geese. If the ceremony is interrupted by a Bigfoot, then the boys are cursed to never be men and eventually become transgender. The winners of the game brutally slaughter the losing team's players using only a stick and a pine cone. The winners also claim all of the losers maple syrup and women
Carl: We're both about to be men, and i want your syrup and women!
Bobby:let's settle this with a game of Canadian butt hockey!

Hockey Butt 

A round muscular butt associated with athletes like hockey players, football players, Olympic weightlifters and sprinters. Easy on the eyes and a pleasure to pet.
His hockey butt always drew whispers and adoring gazes when he entered or left a room.
Hockey Butt by wb416 February 27, 2012

sticky butt hickey 

First u suck her booty cheek until a hickey is created. Now u have the target for your ejaculation spot.Ready, aim, fire!!!
Derrick gave Dawn a nice sticky butt hickey last nite!

butt hickey 

(Verb) Using your anus to give someone a hickey. One achieves this by, spreading their buttcheeks, positioning their anus on a sexual (or non-sexual) partner, and oscillating sphincter flexes. I.e. giving a butt hickey.

(Noun) A hickey that was produced by someone's anus.
"Did you see Dana today? She had the gnarliest butt hickey I've ever seen. "

"Yo bro, I was giving this SDT girl a butt hickey when I realized I hadn't wiped in like...three days. "
"Whatever, they're not real people anyways."

Greif is butt hickey personified."
butt hickey by Pastel Red March 4, 2012

Butt Hole Hickey

When you suck on their asshole and it turns red. It kinda looks like a red starfish!
Damn dude, I tried a butt hole hickey on my girl, and her asshole was so red.
Butt Hole Hickey by KrazHD February 26, 2017
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