The idiots of Albuquerque. Those who pride themselves on a mediocre city they contribute nothing but their own shameless stupidity to. Those who don't use turn signals, those who count to twalve instead of twelve, and any who say the words, "Al la verga." All the Burroqueno knows is Breaking Bad, Frontier Restaurant, chile verde, and how to be the most annoying fuckhead on the planet.
So I stepped onto the bus and all I heard about was Breaking Bad, green chile, and Frontier Restaurant. Stupid fucking Burroquenos, they can't even find something interesting about their own city.
by Albuquerque Resident March 4, 2014