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Bumsend;

A bumsend is a person who acts like an idiot to gain attention or does something so ridiculous there's no other word for their ridicuality.
Friend 1
'Mate don't knock over the beers or you'll be paying for them'
Friend 2
'No problem man, I see them'

2 minutes later knocks over beer

All
'OHHHH dude you're such a fucking bumsend, get out!'
Bumsend by plumber80 September 1, 2011
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it actually is a german verb for "havin sex", "makin love"...
I as a german prep wouldn't say it, 'cause it's kinda chav word. better say "poppen" or just "sex haben" (havin sex)
Ich will sie bumsen! - I wanna fuck her!
Wir haben gebumst. - We had sex.
bumsen by Ma_Li March 2, 2007

Bumsen Burner 

A brief but impressive flame of burning methane gas which is created by igniting a fart.
Mickey nearly caused a riot down at the curry house last night when he burnt one off. "hey lads, hows this for a bumsen burner?" he exclaimed, lighter in hand.
Bumsen Burner by monty3945 February 7, 2013
german word meaning the action to have sex
we had the bumsen all night long!
bumsen by Travis May 13, 2005
Oh bumsen! I thought she was home.
Bumsen by tito3231 July 25, 2008
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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