BumSlit

When two cheeks collide there is a split second we’re there is zero space between them and instead of being a crack it becomes a magical slit

As Larry Frolicked buttass naked through the meadow his buttcheeks colided and parted to create the most beautiful BumSlit

by Desondra July 8, 2018

Ms Eminem Bumshit

Ms Eminem is a stupid person who thinks beetroots grow on trees. She speaks the Eminem language and she also thinks rabbits have feathers. She has a husband who burned her child with his oven. YUM! She pronounces many words wrong and she has a tiny brain. You might see her dressed as a banana or a dead banana.

Ms Eminem Bumshit is a stupid banana who likes to let her husband burn her child with an oven.

by Hehwe August 23, 2023

bumslut

n. inf(!) A hoor who specializes in backdoor delivery, and has become so familiar with Cadbury Lane olympics that she desires and eventually, REQUIRES, a daily dose of sodomy.

Priest: Do you, Terry, promise to turn this respectful, sweet and innocent young lady into a nasty, filthy, fusty, slimy, cummy, rotten, shitty, dirty, skanky, rancid, foul, putrid, fetid, horrible little bumslut?
Me: I do.
Priest: And do you, Germaine, promise to take a regular rectal rogering from your betrothed as and when he demands?
Bumslut: I do.
Priest: We now conclude the ceremony by explaining in graphic detail and diagram the foul, ungodly, unforgivable anal action which will tonight take place in Germaine's pink, pristine, virgin bumhole to her father.
Father: I might kill myself if you do that.
Me: Amen.

by Terry Deary August 28, 2006

BUMSHIT

when somebody(usually a bum) takes a shit in their pants, and wiggles the leg on the pants to let it out onto the ground..

i just saw that dude walking down the street take a bumshit!

by FRAKNESS February 23, 2009

bumslice

A slice of bum

You are a bumslice!

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

bumslice

affectionate or collegial term for lazy bum or deadbeat; hybrid of bum + homeslice, probably; heard around San Francisco

"Whassup, you bumslice?"

by SF streetrider April 30, 2008

Bumshits

A horrid ass smell from when a Homeless person shits their pants can cant replace or wipe his ass thus resulting the worst smelling shit ever have been smelt before. Can also be used for a term for having to take a shit severly bad to the breaking point where your about to shit you pants literally.

"Dude get out of the bathroom i got the bumshits."

"you like 2 girls 1 cup? your gonna love my bumshit soup."

by Jewdip November 11, 2009