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Buckle Buddy 

A person who seeks sexual and/or emotional intimacy with a cowboy from the Rodeo circuit.
Ennis Del Mar: Y'all seen Jack? He was supposed to meet me a half hour ago.

Rodeo Clown: Shoot, Jack left for the hotel with a Buckle Buddy and a bottle of whiskey. I think he's gonna get ridden harder than the bull did! Eeeeweeee! I tell you whut!
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Buckle Buddy 

A rodeo cowboys sexual conquest. A buckle buddy is most easily distinguished by the Prize buckle given to her by the rodeo cowboy after a night of hot sex. The buckle on the buckle buddy is a territorial marker that is meant to keep other rodeo cowboys from attempting to mate with the buckle buddy. Someone who steals a prize buckle from a cowboy only does is because they wish to be a sexual conquest of the rodeo cowboy. Any man who wears another mans prize buckle is a homosexual for the rest of his life. Any rodeo cowboy who is not a homosexual would never put this buckle back on. Rodeo cowboys do not loan or borrow out their prize buckles to anyone they aren't having sex with.
When cowboy A realized cowboy B had on his missing buckle, cowboy B said that cowboy A had loaned it to cowboy B. Cowboy A knew cowboy B was lying and stole the buckle. Cowboy A no longer wanted the buckle because he has no desire to have a male buckle buddy.

Buddy Buckle

The act of two people buckling together, usually children, in a vehicle because there are not enough seats.
You guys get in the back and buddy buckle.
Buddy Buckle by Hapy Camper January 15, 2015

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026