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A crazy talented guy. Quick-witted; mad cute in a kind of nontraditional way; very intelligent. A Bucanan usually has a schlong like a black man's, and should be a phenomenal lover. Any Bucanan you meet will be the most insanely funny man within thousands of miles, you can bet on it. When he sings, men and women alike will have a mind-bending orgasm from purely the sound of his rich, sexy voice. Anyone would be lucky to have a Bucanan, and they should make sure he knows! Bucanan's make awesome friends and stupendous lovers, so be happy with whichever he is to you!
Damn, that Bucanan should shorten his name; he needs a cute nickname or something for such a hella fine guy.
The name Bucanan is kind of a mouthful, but I guess that's accurate considering he's also a mouthful. ;)
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James Buchanan Barnes 

A.K.A Bucky, he and Steve Rogers were childhood friends before (spoiler alert) Bucky was turned into the Winter Soldier and had his memory erased.
James Buchanan Barnes iis my gay lil baby hurt him & I'll kill you.
"Oye wey,pasame la bucana!
bucana by CrayonEater4259 December 10, 2018

Buchanan 

A name that deserves the utmost respect. The descendants of a warrior clan in Scotland. A force to not be reckoned with.
Man that guy's scary!
Yup... He's a Buchanan.

James Buchanan 

The worst American President ever, serving from 1857-1861, and that's saying something when you have George W. Bush, Warren G. Harding and Franklin Pierce. Seven states succeeded from the Union under his Presidency. His excuse for inaction was: I do not have the constitutional authority to do anything.
(1860 Boston)

Niall: Seamus, did ya hear that South Carolina has left the Union?

Seamus: Aye, tis a major problem, what is James Buchanan doing about it?

Niall: He says he doesn't have the constitutional authority to send troops!

Seamus: Boy, that Buchanan is really fucking up!

Dirty Buchanan 

whilst in a threesome (two men one woman) during double penetration the guy on top or standing up blows his man goo on the poor unsuspecting bros testi's
Brazil was great until my douchbag friend gave me a Dirty Buchanan

tanner buchanan 

hes so sexy i love him so much

also watch cobra kai okay bye
tanner buchanan is swag and sexy