A Brown Scorpion is when you are in the 69 position with a woman on top. She bites down on your cock just hard enough to make you freeze in terror, but not actually do any damage. Then she proceeds to shit all over your face.
I was in a 69 with Samantha last night, and the next thing I knew she hit me with a Brown Scorpion!
by highborn June 10, 2009
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