brown finger

The resultant color of the finger(s) of a person who has just wiped their posterior after defacating, except they didn't wash their hands with soap and water before leaving the bathroom. Related to "yellow finger", a person who does not wash their hands with soap and water after urinating. A person who lives in Oregon and pees outside is not considered a yellow finger if they do not wash up after urinating since their are no sinks handy and a real man does not pee all over his hand no mater where he pees. An office worker who doesn't wash up is always a yellow finger.

"Man, did you know Joe is a brown finger? Dude didn't wash his hands after wiping his posterior after defacating"

"Damn, Steve is a yellow finger and a brown finger."

"Damn, Paul needs to go see his gastroenterologist. The freak ruined the flowery smell in the bathroom with his incessant farting and fails to wash his brown fingers post defacation."

by bahooka June 11, 2006

brown finger

a male who likes sticking his finger up someones asshole. a brown finger can also be caused by holding shat whilst you eat it.
brownfingers tend to be hobo's or street tramps
the ultimate brown finger is a person who's name end's with brown/e

who's that trampish guy over ther
-oh that's rory
he's a right brown finger

by shwatter May 15, 2008

brown finger

When at an airport and you use the cheep ass toilet paper to wipe your hinney and the paper is so cheep that you end up with your figer getting brow stuff on it.

Atlanta airport has the such bad toilet paper I ended up with brown finger.

by tomba987 January 22, 2010

brown finger

a term used to describe someoes finger or fingers after they have suufferd from a brown tickler

guy 1: let me get some popcorn

guy 2: not after what happend earlier get your brown finger out of my popcorn

by so0o easy January 17, 2009

brown finger poncho

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.

wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat

by master battes October 15, 2007

BROWN FINGER SHUFFLE

THE LONG AWAITED SCRATCHING OF THE ARSEHOLE, USUALLY DELAYED BY BEING IN COMPANY, OR JUST GOOD MANNERS

I'm sorry your majesty, but you must excuse me for a moment, I have the urgent need of a brown finger shuffle
Certainly President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless ringpiece !

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching April 9, 2010

brown finger surprise

a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.

guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice

by my name is a secret shhh December 2, 2010