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Brotien Shake 

When your bros jizz in your protein shake for extra protein.
"Bro do you think I can get some jizz for my Brotien Shake?"
"Of course dude."
Brotien Shake by JadeJj May 3, 2021
Words you can keep

Brotien Shake 

When working out with a group of friends and one makes your post-workout shake for you just to be nice

Also applies to a Brotien Bar when one of your boyz unwraps a protien bar and hands it to you.
Skyler puts hella berries in the brotien shakes he makes me after we hit the gym. thats why brotien shakes taste so much better than protien shakes.
Brotien Shake by kharnifex707 June 3, 2011

Brotein Shake 

In gay slang - Semen
"I am such a dairy queen, I just can't get enough of that brotein shake!"
Brotein Shake by SubAtomicBear July 28, 2016

Brotein Shake 

When you and your bro finish a hot sweaty gym session then trade blowjobs after the gym to release your tension. Added benefit of getting extra protein to fuel your muscle growth.
After the gym, my friend gave me a brotein shake straight from the tap. Delicious and my muscles are looking huge!
Brotein Shake by Brotein69 August 14, 2022

brotein shake 

a protein shake with organic ingredients such as organic milk, and semen.
"after my workout today, I needed a little pick me up, so I drank some brotein shake.
brotein shake by thee hammer October 23, 2007

brotein shake 

A brotastic beverage typically consisting of vanilla protein powder, orange juice, and Smirnoff Ice that is often consumed by a bro after a workout or when chilling at a brodeo.
Bro: Hey brosef, you tryin' to 'cube later?

Chad: Yeah brohan, let's chill right after I lax and have my brotein shake.
brotein shake by n8pants September 23, 2010

BROTEIN SHAKE 

When you and your gym bro wear super tight underwear while building up hard sweat while working out to build up that hard dick stench. You need to pile up the gunk and allow it to let out its natural spunk. The tight underwear will kill off all of the sperm leaving only the nutrients in semen. After working out you and your homie will go in the locker room and shoot each others loads in your each others mouths. This is know as a brotein shake.
"Yeah I was at the gym and my bro zach shot his brotein shake in my mouth"
BROTEIN SHAKE by Scrotum Slayer August 22, 2020
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