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Invented by Todd & Tommy. In disrepair. Describes anything negatively. Be it a situation, object or person. If Gold or Golden is first place, Silver is second, Bronze is last. Bottom of the heap, third place, a bummer.
Gary smashed into a 400 pound lady in the thrift shop parking lot, his car is bronzen.
Hey Joe, do you have any money? No Lionel, I'm bronzen.
Stimey, did you score? Nope, we're bronzen.
Rick was bronzen after Kevin broke his arm off and beat him with it.
Bronzen by Joe Bert December 4, 2006
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Bronze Rage Syndrome 

Bronze Rage Syndrome, also known as B.R.S., is a condition that is prevalent in the League of Legends community. Although its nomenclature is derived from the high concentrations of this affliction observed primarily in low ranked play, this disease is indiscriminate in its vector of infection. Victims of this terrible disease display decreased cognitive function, often causing them to walk into enemy towers and fountain as well as dying to enemy forces in strangely creative ways. In addition to this, they adopt a speech impediment similar to that observed in people suffering from Wernicke's aphasia. Unable to form cohesive speech, and reciting only profanity, all attempts at communication with them are in futility. This disease is mildly contagious and is often seen as related to group retardation, however, such claims are currently being researched and are as such, unproven. In extreme cases, the infected are beyond help, degenerating into a state of mindless rage. At this point, the only humane option left is but to euthanize these pitiful creatures, releasing them from their miserable existence.
Player 1: "FUK sdhit you fucking noob fuck fedr nob bich"

Player 2: "It appears that our ally has fallen to bronze rage syndrome, he should seek immediate medical attention."

Player 1: "Reterd, ur mom needs to seek immedite medical atention"

Player 1: "From my cok LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11!!!1one!oneone"

Player 2: "This poor soul, such a sad and wretched existence, it would be best to put him out of his misery at once."
Bronze Rage Syndrome by Dr. Aven November 25, 2014
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The Bronze Jade 

Famous Basketball Player of the Los Angeles Lakers with a net worth of 1 Billion as of 2022
“This place is called the Bronze Jade Art Gallery” Cordelia continued.
The Bronze Jade by Maelae August 20, 2022

BronzeRattle 

A content moderator of the mope.io wiki who thinks he is a bureaucrat.
BronzeRattle likes to put fake warnings on other users' walls to frighten the life out of them.
BronzeRattle by y = mx + b December 13, 2021

Bronwen'd 

To get excessively drunk and display strange facial expressions yet remaining happy and spew free.
"I'm going to get so Bronwen'd tonight"
Bronwen'd by LivB November 21, 2012

Bronze Digger 

A female who only dates or marry guys for their money, but not guys who are wealthy. Far lower than a gold digger.
She had two kids with this guy and now he supports her with his disability check. What a bronze digger.

Bronze Medal 

Another word for the butt hole, women's and men's.
"Oh my god!!!" Kennedy making a face, "You saw his bronze medal?!! Ick."
Bronze Medal by Babydoll75 March 4, 2019
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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