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To trick someone in an utterly stupid way. In a way where you know the person will fall for whatever you're asking, or saying, but you're actually just lying, and watching them look/reply in a way to make them look stupid.
Brian: Hey, is that your pencil right there? *points to floor*
Josh: *looks at the floor, no pencil* Huh?
Brian: BROKE EM!
Everyone: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Josh: Yo, it's rainin' man!!
David: *looks to the window, no rain*
Josh: BROKE EM!! HAHAHA
Broke em by blahlbalbh9028 November 3, 2005
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(1)to cross or fake someone in basketball.
(2)to own someone (also can be said as got em)
friend1: hey this is ben
friend2: ben who?
friend1: ben dover...OHHH got em
broke em by TT September 28, 2003

emo broken 

Someone who looks depressed and may live in the same household as you.
"Mackenzie looks really emo broken today."
emo broken by Grandma grandma January 26, 2022

emily and brooke 

a type of friends that are inseparable. they trust each other, they have inside jokes, their always there for each other and have each other's best interest. they are really close and bond very well. they are best friends
"Wow they must be emily and brooke, they are best friends!" 💙🎭

Emergency brake 

Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.
Yeee haw, I’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.
Emergency brake by Jack February 22, 2005

Emergency Brake 

When you're banging a chick from behind and she grabs your dick and yanks it up to her ass, similar to how one would engage a traditional parking brake on a car.
"Yeah so Im fucking this chick from behind, she yells "EMERGENCY BRAKE!" and next thing I know its in her ass!

emo broken 

Someone who looks depressed and might live in the same household as you.
"Mackenzie looks really emo broken today."
emo broken by anonymous January 26, 2022