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Brodoption 

When 2 straight friends (Bros) decide to adopt a baby together, rather than find a suitable female host for their seed. this occurs when both parties are getting up the in age (30 and older) and haven't found a suitable mate.
Brandon: "Hey Ben, I'm single, you're single and we aren't getting any younger... lets have a kid!"

Ben: "Bro, we should totally do a brodoption. Which kind you want? Korean? Sri Lankan? or a plain old white one?"
Brodoption by Bsik November 22, 2011
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Brodition 

Having tradition between a tight group of "bros." Preferably on Friday nights. Obviously no women allowed.
"Whether we get blitzed tonight or not guys, nothing will come in the way of our brodition!"

"Even if Kurt the moorman gets too drunk, we are still ending the night at Ram's Horn for our brodition."
Brodition by iTonyYayo October 12, 2011

Bromotion 

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.
How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.
Bromotion by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Broception 

When a man is inside another man whom he considers his bro. Can be sexual but doesn't have to be. A bro within a bro.
Bro 1: Dude, you're inside me bro!
Bro 2: I know, bro. It's broception!
Broception by Inglorious Face February 13, 2013

Bromotional hook-up 

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"
Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.

Broptional

The choice of wearing a bra
I went to Wayhome Music and the girls were broptional!
Broptional by Waterboymatty July 28, 2016

Brodemption 

n. an act to redeem yourself in the eyes of your bro after some past fault.
v. form- Brodeem
Bro 1: Yo, bro, Cooper is still pissed at you.
Bro 2: I need to do something serious to brodeem myself.
Bro 1: Dude, you did fuck his sister,... in his room. That's going to need some real Brodemption.
Brodemption by NastyMasty December 29, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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