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Brodoption

When 2 straight friends (Bros) decide to adopt a baby together, rather than find a suitable female host for their seed. this occurs when both parties are getting up the in age (30 and older) and haven't found a suitable mate.
Brandon: "Hey Ben, I'm single, you're single and we aren't getting any younger... lets have a kid!"

Ben: "Bro, we should totally do a brodoption. Which kind you want? Korean? Sri Lankan? or a plain old white one?"
by Bsik November 22, 2011
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Brodition

Having tradition between a tight group of "bros." Preferably on Friday nights. Obviously no women allowed.
"Whether we get blitzed tonight or not guys, nothing will come in the way of our brodition!"

"Even if Kurt the moorman gets too drunk, we are still ending the night at Ram's Horn for our brodition."
by iTonyYayo October 12, 2011
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Bromotion

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.
How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.
by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009
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Broception

When a man is inside another man whom he considers his bro. Can be sexual but doesn't have to be. A bro within a bro.
Bro 1: Dude, you're inside me bro!
Bro 2: I know, bro. It's broception!
by Inglorious Face February 13, 2013
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Bromotional hook-up

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"
Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.
by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011
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Broptional

The choice of wearing a bra
I went to Wayhome Music and the girls were broptional!
by Waterboymatty July 28, 2016
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Brodemption

n. an act to redeem yourself in the eyes of your bro after some past fault.
v. form- Brodeem
Bro 1: Yo, bro, Cooper is still pissed at you.
Bro 2: I need to do something serious to brodeem myself.
Bro 1: Dude, you did fuck his sister,... in his room. That's going to need some real Brodemption.
by NastyMasty December 29, 2008
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