The name of a delusional teacher that talks to herself about life with the husband, fishing, and of course, her dumbass dogs. Oh...and teaches a history class.
Doggonit! Briner has to make sure everybody in her tutorial is fucking dead silent or she’ll put a cap in their head
by CallMeS3npai September 13, 2019
A "Briner" is a fan of the cable television host and cook Alton Brown. Originally it referred to fans of Alton's show Good Eats but now can refer to fans of Feasting on Asphalt and Iron Chef America as well. Specifically it refers to participants on the message board at www.goodeatsfanpage.com. The name refers to Alton's technique of soaking turkeys and other meats in a flavorful salt solution to enhance their flavor, a technique called "Brining", hence "Briners".
If you can name all the different parts of the inside of an egg and argue furiously about sugar in cornbread or the presence of beans in Chili (with an I), you might be a Briner.
by Parintachin April 21, 2008
FUCKING PERFECT IN EVERY WAY! Has an amazing personality. Caliannas are usually slim thicc. Mainly brunette and get all the cute and ugly guys. Guys usually try to hook up with a calianna. If you are a calianna don’t do lipsi and give out ur link ur phone will EXPLODE. You will love a calianna when you find her. And like the vocabulary word HOE.
Is that a calianna? I wish she was mine she’s hot and fucking perfect!
A calianna jean briner: is always perfect and slim thicc what do you expect they also usually have perfect personalities.
A calianna jean briner: is always perfect and slim thicc what do you expect they also usually have perfect personalities.
by Jayde_horses October 10, 2018
A "Briner" is a fan of the cable television host and cook Alton Brown. Originally it referred to fans of Alton's show Good Eats but now can refer to fans of Feasting on Asphalt and Iron Chef America as well. Specifically it refers to participants at various fan-supported message boards. The name refers to Alton's technique of soaking turkeys and other meats in a flavorful salt solution to enhance their flavor, a technique called "Brining", hence "Briners".
If you can name all the different parts of the inside of an egg and argue furiously about sugar in cornbread or the presence of beans in Chili (with an I), you might be a Briner.
by Parintachin April 22, 2008