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Briefcase Fart 

A fart that has been concealed within a briefcase for later usage.

When one unleashes the fart from its briefcase, the fart yells "FART" then smells unbearably horrible to unsuspecting victims (most frequently used on airplanes) ((often used by terrorists...pilots never see that shit coming)).




and that's what she said.
"You and me go together like two farts in a briefcase! : "

"Random Airplane Passenger: WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SMELL?!
Man With Briefcase: THAT'S MY BRIEFCASE FART!
Random Airplane Passenger: Wow, that's nifty! I needta get me one of them that there briefcase farts! I can use it on my wife when she won't sex me up!"
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A fart in a briefcase 

A vernacular saying made popular during the 2010's to describe an unimportant blow hard that wears a suit in an effort to create gravitas.
I don't know who would ever take Joe Walsh seriously? Everyone knows he's just a fart in a briefcase.
A fart in a briefcase by TeaPartea February 4, 2013