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Cold Brew Bitch 

A female who only drinks cold-brew, because nothing else is strong enough or bitter enough for her, or her caffeine addicted tendencies. If she does not receive her daily dose of cold brew caffeine by 10am The world could end. She will start complaining of a headache and quit having sex with you. This is when the real bitch shows up and her cold becomes more than just the ice used to cool the coffee.
I swear why is that girl always so cold , mean, and moody, too go along with her bad breath? Oh don’t worry champ, she is just a Cold Brew Bitch
Cold Brew Bitch by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 5, 2019
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Witches Brew 

An activity in which participants deficate in the same toilet bowl without flushing. After a large accumulation of feces, and the scent becomes unbearable, you have achieved a witches brew. Originated at valley stream north.
John: Yo Nik I just took a shit.
Nik: Don’t flush that we’re gonna start an ill witches brew.

brehmanship

noun; Companionship but between breh's. A mutual feeling of friendship shared between two or more breh's (brethren). A breh may provide moral support to another breh when they're feeling under the weather. Colloquially used to describe a pleasant, friendly atmosphere at a social gathering between breh's.
Guy 1: been bare depressed lately man, ever since my gf split up with me init....

Guy 2: its alright man, i tell you what ill come over, got bare draw, we can get stoned off out heads and watch the wire, what you say?

Guy 1: yeah i could really use some good brehmanship right now, thanks man your always there for me.

Coffee brew 

A brew, but it's coffee not tea.
I'll have a coffee brew please.
Coffee brew by Le B3ar October 31, 2011
This term is found mostly in Northern Ireland.
In Northern Ireland, if you are claiming benefits (welfare) you are 'On the brew".
Some people claim benefits despite being completely able bodied and 'fit for work', but rely on 'sick lines' from their GP so they don't have to work.

A tout comes under various synonyms such as snitch, rat, nark, informant, grass, whistle-blower.

If you know of someone that does this, you can call up your local job centre and tell them who it is and what they're doing. This will put that person under investigation. Doing this makes you a brew tout. If people find out that you are a brew tout you will be targeted by paramilitaries or anyone associated with the person you touted on and beaten severely including a possible kneecapping.
Billy : Here mate, how do you afford all this gear if you ain't working?
James : On the brew mate, don't have to work and the money still rolls in, mint mate.
Billy : So what's wrong with ye? You disabled or sick or something?
James : Na bud just can't be bothered like, can't prove it so what's the problem?
Billy : Ahh shit well fair play to ye lad, here I gotta jump, see ye around mate.
*Billy reports James to Benefits agency or Job Centre*
*James goes under investigation and loses his benefits*

All fingers point to Billy as the suspect, people start calling him a Brew Tout.

Billy's house is visited by the 'boys', his windows are smashed along with his knees.

All Touts Are Targets (ATAT) is sprayed across his garden fence.
Brew Tout by SkinnedHamster March 8, 2019

sack brew 

The all day collection of sweat on your balls. Usualy smelly and lots of it.
Dude I put my sandwich in my back pocket and got sack brew all over it. Damn. Its ruined unless we can get fatty over there to eat it, he will eat anything.
sack brew by Big d and snuffy January 25, 2008