breeder's privilege

using your child or children as a reason to not fulfill social or work-related obligations.

"Why isn't Tom at the board meeting?"

"Breeder's privilege. His youngest is sick."

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Jane opted out of the baby shower and gave breeder's privilege as an excuse.

by ms nasty October 2, 2009

Breeder's Cup

The proverbial race among minority women, especially hispanic or black, to be the first among there own to have as many children as possible (by many different men)before reaching the age of 18, thus not having to finish high school or get a job ever, and be able to live on the government dole for as long as humanly possible.

Did you see that bitch? She ain't even popped out the one inside her yet, and she's already trying to get pregnant again. I guess she's competing in the Breeder's Cup.

by tmcc19 November 22, 2009

Carlos's Breeze

Carlos's Breeze: A certain smell that's so easy to distinguish, the individual who has this horrible Curse is named Carlos. Carlos needs a belt to hide the breeze because it is stinky and smelly and doodle doo doo farts #PUstinky. Once you smell the breeze it.. Just count you're days..

Carlos! the breeze is seeping out.. PUT IT AWAY (Carlos's Breeze)

by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 6, 2025

Poseidon’s Breeze

A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.

I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.

by Pete My Meat June 14, 2025

The Summer's Breeze Phenomenon

The phenomenon that when a MIMIC is near, the victim will be flooded with depictions of the sea and a warm summer's breeze. When the waves crash against heated sand and the sun is high, it will blind you as the sound of birds squawking and chirping is the last thing you hear before it gets you, it may kill you itself, or haunt you until you do.

The entirety of the town was subjected to the Summer's Breeze Phenomenon.

by Thiswasnotthemoon June 19, 2025

Breeder slut

A breeder slut is a nasty skank that can't seem to figure out how to join the 21st century and use forms of birth control, so she keeps having unplanned kids. The kids don't have the same fathers and the dads are never in the kids' lives, but that doesn't stop the breeder slut. She thinks that condoms "don't feel good" and has no problem using welfare to support her countless bastard kids. Breeder sluts are mostly fat, gross, and would rather ride a dick than get a job.

Amber's on baby number 5.. by the 4th baby daddy... I swear that bitch is such a breeder slut.

by SoHateful August 5, 2010

South breeze school

a dumbass school with full of monkeys named sameun and tahir, sameun is a black nigger i hope he died idec like actually he should die, that niga's ego is bigger than his own cock, like niga stfu and die, no one wants you

You should sucide, i mean you should be a Sameun in a south breeze school

by lisalover69 December 3, 2022