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Brady's Law 

Whenever there is a heated discussion or debate about the merits of the Catholic Church (usually on the internet), the probability of someone mentioning the Clergy Sex Abuse Scandal increases. Similar to Godwin's Law, Brady's Law is invoked when the discussion about the Catholic Church gets heated, and instead of someone having an actual argument, someone in the discussion (who is usually strongly against the Catholic Church) brings up the clergy sex abuse scandals in an effort to pain the Catholic in a negative light, without actually trying to really address his arguments. Named after Cardinal Brady from the Ireland Sex Abuse Scandals, Brady's Law is invoked usually when the discussion or debate about the Catholic Church becomes more and more heated, the probability of someone invoking the sex abuse scandals increases.
Catholic: I believe that that the Catholic Church has done a lot of good in the world. I believe the Catholic Church is the true Church started by Jesus Christ himself.

Anti-Catholic: Are you fucking kidding me? That's bullshit! The Catholic Church covers for kiddie fuckers and pedophiles! Just look at the clergy sex abuse scandals! There's no way that would make it the Church started by Jesus Christ!

Third party: Oh great! Brady's Law has been invoked. -_-

Bread's In The Oven 

When you have a large meal that doesn't settle well in your stomach. You start to feel a bad trip to the bathroom coming.
Man, I think I should have skipped the volcano sauce on the tacos. Now the bread's in the oven.
Bread's In The Oven by JRoth827 August 15, 2010

Brady's Peach 

2 Junior Chickens is less calories than a big mac.
Did you see Brady's Peach? Yeah its on the Mcdonald's diet.
Brady's Peach by Behng Kohk January 25, 2023

Tom Brady's

The deflated nut sack of an animal that has been spayed.
My dog was upset when he came from the vet and found his Tom Brady's where his balls used to be.
Tom Brady's by Badmilk October 1, 2020

Brady’s 

A person with beautiful blue eyes and sweet as candy but only to people he dates
He’s such a brady’s
Brady’s by Bradysgirl November 10, 2018

Your bread's crusty 

An insult used towards a male or female has multiple STI's from their own fault.
I'm not bangin' you, your bread's crusty.