A brazen hussy is a woman who is sinverguenza, bold and without shame. My beloved hijo tried to marry such a woman, who was thick with curves and did not wipe her feet. She would not cook for my beloved hijo. So I beat her with mi chancla. Take that, you trolloping strumpet! No brazen hussies for my hijo.
Mi hijo: Food, you lazy bitch!
Brazen Hussy: I just gave birth to your child!
Me: Now I beat you with mi chancla!
Brazen Hussy: I just gave birth to your child!
Me: Now I beat you with mi chancla!
by SantaMariaProtectMyBelovedHijo April 7, 2009