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Brannin

Means of God. This guy is smart, witty, strong and has an enormous heart. Loyal friend to the end and takes relationships very seriously. Will give you the shirt off his back not to mention his underwear. But DO NOT cross him, you will be forgiven but NEVER thought of again. This guy is all around balanced and loves God.
Brannin faithfully strong.
by Divenlyinspired January 4, 2015
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Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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Brannigan's law

Brannigan's Law states that one cannot interfere with an undeveloped planet..
"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast"
by xxdarknemesisx April 25, 2010
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Brannon Braga

To assist in the destruction of a beloved t.v. franchise
Rick Berman and Brannon Braga destroyed Star Trek With mind numbing inane sequels like Voyager and Enterprise
by Captain Copernicus February 4, 2009
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zap brannigan

Zap Brannigan is the captain of the Nimbus in the show Futurama. He is cocky, narcissistic, and desperately in love with Leela (or just wants to sleep with her). None of the main characters can really stand him and his sad attempts to look like a hero. He can, at times, be unprofessional, ignorant, wanting of attention, inappropriate, and sexist (but of course, that's what makes him Zap).
Zap brannigan:"Now you're now officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you."

Leela:"Zap, last night was a mistake."

Zap brannigan:"A sexy mistake."
by Daydaymag June 18, 2014
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braning

Looking away while important things are going on.

Braning can sometimes be warging to other places, animals, or times. It can also simply be navigating to places other than where crucial events are taking place.
Sorry boss, I was braning there for a second. What are the earth shattering organizational changes you were talking about that will impact our bottom line?
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Brannon

A great guy with many talents and lots of ambitions. He has girls falling at his feet if he likes you back, you are the luckiest girl alive. He will flatter you and he couldn't be more true. He is also the hottest guy with great hair and gorgeous eyes. Goes great with someone whose name starts with "R". A lot of people think that he is annoying, but the right girls think that he is amazing.
Is that (insert name of currently popular boy band here)?!?! No. That's just Brannon...;)
by EmilyKase November 10, 2014
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