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Brahoe(bruh-hoe) noun, adjective. | A person(mainly of the opposite gender) that is your bro, but also a hoe. | A word used to describe a person who is your bro, but is also a VERY big hoe. | Brahoes a hoes together it's what makes them very close.
Sam: Does is that new girl Jamie a big hoe?
Dustin: Yeah... why you trying to smash?
Sam: No I'm looking for a new Brahoe.
Dustin: Ah I'll give you her number.
Brahoe by Spicy_Taco123 June 3, 2017
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Brahette 

Brah #1: So whats up with Kristy brah? Are you guys seeing eachother?
Brah #2: Nah brah, we just chill, she's just my a brahette.
Brahette by Highlifeliver November 23, 2011
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A bra who wears a cowboy hat and is generally someones hoss.
What's up brahoss? Brahoss: "Lets get drunk"
brahoss by Brahoss June 1, 2011
Close friend;A figurative "brother"; Used in times of relaxation and/or in text-message lingo.
"hey brahiem, what are we doing tonight?"
"Whats up brahiem?"
Brahiem by Ryan Lutz August 25, 2008

Brahseph 

A derivative of the words 'Brah' and 'Joseph'

Brah + seph= brahseph
Mike said, "Hey, brahseph."

"Brahseph, I told you that was my tang," proclaimed George.


Brahseph by LifeofPseudo December 16, 2008
The morbidly obeice mother of the beautiful Princess Garnet in Final Fantasy IX. Naturally she isnt the legitimate mother. Brahne turns bad but is killed by Kuja who turns her own summon against her by using the Invincible (an airship).
That elephant woman Brahne is here again!

OMG, Brahne is hawwwt. Almost as hawt as Quina!
Brahne by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
Female form of bro. Bro's and Brohoes both enjoy jager bombs, monster energy drinks, smoking pot, and lifted up trucks. Brohoes usually have blonde hair with other random, multi-colors, and their nails are usually long and done with a french tip. They follow bands like Kottonmouth Kings, Kingspade, and Big B. They refer to them selves as "Crazy White Girls". Usually found wearing something from Pac Sun such as DC, Volcom, Skin, Fox Riders, and Famous Stars and Straps. These girls love the members of the Metal Mulisha and other members of the freestyle motorcross rode. Brohoes feel equal to bros, but are still very girly. They "D.G.A.F".
"Is she down?"
"Yea man, a total brohoe."
"Which one is she?"
"The one in the Element hoodie, with blonde hair, hanging around that guy with the green bike."
Brohoe by Jeszzeray May 26, 2008
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