Boxxyitis 

Boxxyitis is a disease associated with the Youtube mega star, Boxxy. The symptoms include overusage of the word 'trollin', making annoying unnecessary noises, pausing a lot, looking around like a possessed four year old and 'falling in love' with people you meet online.

If you develop any of these symptoms after watching Boxxy, consult a health care professional.

If the symptoms persist, make sure you wear protective head gear at all times.

Man: MY SON HAS BOXXYITIS.
Doctor: It's too far on, there's nothing we can do...
Son: Bu-Bu-Buh-Buhh. Boxxy + Pockey = Lovveeee.

Boxxyitis by DarkDaze. March 9, 2009

beastie boyitis 

A person who hates all hip-hop/rap music other than the Beastie Boys has Beastie Boyitis.

"My friend Garry hates all rap music apart from the Beastie Boys." "Sounds like he has Beastie boyitis"

beastie boyitis by jagja April 12, 2009

bootyitis

bootyitis is when you eat a booty and get herpes. Not to mention it's infultrated by hydrochloric acids. (dont forget to clapp dem cheeks!)

Omg my gf gave me bootyitis and now I have no frinds!

bootyitis by BLOB FOSH June 22, 2019

bootyitis

When a girl farts on your mouth while you eating her ass and you get a bacterial infection

Dakota : I ate her ass and she farted on my lip and gave me bootyitis

bootyitis by Damn it idk November 13, 2015

x-boxitis

Calling it sick for a day to get some more quality time with a sweaty 360 controller instead of going to work or school.

Darlington: Hey, where's Baje?

Me: $10 says it's x-boxitis. He said something about hitting the CoD5 yesterday.

Darlington: Does he need a get well soon card?

x-boxitis by Deuce"Nurgen"Devine January 28, 2009

Boyitis 

When somebody meets that special someone else and becomes so enchanted with them that they choose to spend more and more time with them. Time previously devoted to engaging in recreational pursuits with friends, family and co-workers.

Boyeyetis

"Hey, where's Donna? She hasn't come out for Dinner and Male Revue on Thursdays for weeks!"
"Out with Joe again."
"Again? Uh-oh do you think its boyitis?"
"Maybe. Her mom said she doesn't even go to darts anymore."

Boyitis by TheOneAndOnlyBakker January 20, 2010

Bootyitis

Boo-ty-i-tis is a common disease. Bootyitis occurs when bathroom surfaces are touched and then the hands are not properly clean, and leaving water bottles and eating utensils in bathrooms. It also occurs when you go to the bathroom and don’t wash your hands and you touch someone or yourself.

I caught bootyitis from wiping my booty and then touching my eyes

Bootyitis by Bigbooty Judy November 15, 2022