Lead singer of Razorlight whom the vast majority of people want to punch for being a pompous fuck. Also known as teh Borrell.
I've heard many a Johnny Borrell story about his being a prima donna. The most entertaining are the ones that happened before he was famous, because he was convinced everyone already knew who he was. Oh Johnny Borrell...
"Mr. Borrell, lead singer of insipid indie hopefuls Razerlight, he has recently encountered some success with his band's debut album, and has let it go to his head somewhat"
"If I saw me I'd want to speak to me, too - I'd think, 'That guy looks like he's from Mars, he's somehow strangely compelling. I don't even look human".
Frontman of Razorlight, aka Razorshite. They come up with good tunes, but Johnny is a bit of a spazz.
He was in The Libertines for one day, and because he was kicked out, he whined and sulked, and eventually saw red and arranged for two guys to beat up poor Pete Doherty...as if Pete doesn't have enough damage already(drugs) on a daily basis, these guys had to bash his face in as well!
'The boy looked at Johnny,
He said, my word that was fun.
Oh he did it with his hat on, and a saddle and a gun.'
-The Boy looked at Johnny (The Libertines) Song which makes fun of Johnny Borrell.
'All my life, being a spazz, in America, when i'm English and gay'
-REAL lyrics to the song of 'America' (Razorlight)
The hottest man to walk the United Kingdom land. He is one SEXY man! He is the lead singer from the band Razorlight, whom everyone should love. JOHNNY IS ONE HOT MAN!!
Probably one of the most confident (and yes, I admit, a little abnoxious) rock stars of the new millenium. He has an awsome voice, a somewhat sexy body and is mos def creative. Up All Night is AWSOME!!!!!!!! Underneath all that confidence is a truly sweet person.
Johnny Borrell is most commonly described as a sexy animal (that lets us enjoy some of his sexyness by ripping his shirt off at most concerts, though for some unknown reason not his trousers). Comes very close to the sexiness of the one known as Hairy Lee. Whatever you may hear, he is not arrogant, pompous and definitely not a twat, but yes, he is one to be feared (Johnny IS rather dashing in a joust).
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.