Booty Burn

normally occurs after consumption of spicy food in which the person has a painful burning sensation when defecating. Often requires lotion and/or petroleum jelly on crack of buttocks and outer anus.

Nray: Wow that Thai food was amazing.

Mike: Yea but you better be careful... everyone knows that stuff will give you booty burn

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Mike: Hey, what you up to tonight? Lets go grab some beers.

Ray: Nah, I've got the booty burn. I had 3 burritos covered in salsa.

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Jr.: Why are you walking funny?

Mike: I ate Mexican food last night and got the booty burn. Got any vaseline?

Jr: Yes and we could use that vaseline in another way too

Mike: Uh... I'm going home now

by slackwear July 31, 2009

Dry Booty Burn

When one is unable to use lube or saliva so they stick their genitalia into the anus dry.

Brittany: You got the lube?
Chad: No.
Brittany: That’s okay I enjoy Dry Booty Burn.
Chad: Kinky. ;)

by cookiemonsterthepimp November 6, 2019

Booty Burner

When a male is tied and blind folded on a bed, while his angry spouse or significant other, heats up the curling iron. Than she proceeds to put it in his ass and leave it plugged in.

1. Gloria caught Omar cheating on her, so she seduced him, tied him face down while convincing he'd would like what was going to happen. She than blind folded him and than just like that... POW!!! the old booty burner
2. Damn she ran the booty burner through him.

by Real_Life_Ish November 17, 2006

Burn the boot

Having anal sex while using Astro glide causing little puffs of smoke from the anal cavity that has the aroma of a burning boot.

The house smelled burnt rubber so I yelled upstairs to mossy , hey essay did you burn the boot ?

by Drywall butcher April 23, 2018

[Back Burner] [Booty]

A potential sexual partner that one keeps interested or stings along, but does not take action on until ready.

She is just my back burner booty, and will be ready if I need her.

by asheville.dude February 4, 2009

Burnt Booty

Someone who has undergone the traumatic experience of their booty being burnt off their body. In many cases the booty can never be located again. It is improbable that fat bitches will suffer from such a condition.

Wow that bittie Lauren is one burnt booty.

by darryldarryl February 14, 2012

bootyburglar

one who tries to stealthly initiate anal sex like a theif in the night.

ow! my ass hurts, i shoulda known that sonofabitch was a bootyburglar!

by S. Stoops March 31, 2007