Boomerang that ho

A man's girlfriend concedes to giving said man oral sex. Girlfriend gets on her knees, near erect penis. Just as she opens her mouth to begin, man grabs penis with right hand and throws it to the left hitting girlfriend across the face. It is important to yell "BAH" as penis comes into forceful contact with head. With good follow-through, man should be able to catch the penis in his left hand after it has been thrown from his right.

I had to boomerang that ho and knocked out her fuckin teeth

Boomerang that ho by Jorhe8 November 3, 2007

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BOOMERANG THAT SHIT HOMIE!

SLANG TERM CREATED BY THE COOLEST CHICK EVER THAT SIMPLY REFERS TO THE ACT OF PASSING A JOINT/BLUNT.

FROM ONE POTHEAD TO THE NEXT..."BOOMERANG THAT SHIT HOMIE!", IT'S PUFF PUFF THEN PASS MOTHERFUKA!

BOOMERANG THAT SHIT HOMIE! by SIND3R3LLA07 November 21, 2011

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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