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Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhh 

The noise a Librarian makes when orgasming.
Usually followed by a Shhhhh and a "quiet Please"

Although this is a very rare occurrence. As the mating ritual of the librarian is very infrequent and when they do mate a orgasm is highly unlikely. Even in the male of the species.
Steve felt like he was going to explode. How much longer would he need to hold on for it was a personal best for him already.

All of a sudden he felt Betty spasm and let out a "Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhh" followed by a Shhhhhhh and finally a "quiet please"

Steve knew it was time to let go although he was rather put off by what he had just witnessed.
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Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhhooooooon  

The sound a bed bug makes when a librarian has an orgasm in the bed the bug is feeding in. Seeing as a librarian only orgasms one every 10 to 15 years. The bed bug with an average lifespan of 3 months only gets it's chance once in 40 generations to make this sound.

When it does get the chance to make this sound all other bedbugs the world over reply with a rendition of "Kumbaya my Lord Kumbaya"

Also the Bed Bug is written into BB folk lore and his story is told for generations to all the baby bed bugs.
Librarian Orgasming
"Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhh"

"Shhhhh"

"Quiet Please"

Bed Bug

Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhhooooooon

Bed Bugs the world over

"Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Oh Lord, Kum Bay Yah

Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Oh Lord, Kum Bay Yah"

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026