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A distracting mental effect experienced by most males which is caused by close proximity to a woman whose breasts are either obviously large, or are on display.
"Hey Chip, did you agree with Janet's novel interpretation of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?"

"What? No. I could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much boob static."
by sarzia September 30, 2011
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