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Boob Hockey

An erotic sport involving the proper use of a woman’s boobs as the most fun toys ever, often resulting in several third degree boob hickies. An especially intense game of boob hockey will inevitably result in severe, morning-after boob pain.
“My boobs are SO sore!”
“Why are your boobs SO sore?”
“Because last night, Dante and I got into a really heated boob hockey tournament!”

“Kandi was nippin’ out for 8 days straight after the boob hockey championship last night!”
Boob Hockey by rapestache August 11, 2011
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National Boob Hickey Day 

June 29th is known as National Boob Hickey Day. Celebrate by giving a pair of boobs hickeys, this could be on a woman or anything with boobs in fact, No discrimination it’s 2020.
Hey want to celebrate National Boob Hickey Day by me giving your juicy melons some hickeys shawty

boohockey 

Poppycock; a rated G "bullshit"
Ah boohockey, you don't know what you're talking about!
boohockey by pikachusnightmare February 7, 2009

Boohockey 

A word to use in frustration or anger when you don’t want to curse
This is a load of boohockey”
Boohockey by Lozalotl January 18, 2023

boohockey 

green feces due to overeating, green burning poop, rare green discharge from anus, an unidentified dropping green thing only found in Venezuela
My donkey let out boohockey after eating my tamales
boohockey by logicmaster2003 June 6, 2005

Boohockey 

A slur used against members of the Ku Klux Klan
These lynchers in white hoods are such boohockeys

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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