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Bomb Scare

One who embarks on a night out on the town with one idea in their thoughts - to get f***** up beyond belief on their choice of drugs - alcohol, ecstasy, cocaine, valium. You name it...
This results in a total loss of inibitions which invariably results in one of the following:
1. Waking up next to a fat hairy heifer
2. Fighting with Big Mad Malcy McQ
3. Pole-Dancing
4. Questioning the bouncers (CUNTS!) authority.
5. Stealing people's drinks from their table.
6. Staggering home hoping you dinnae get beat up by the local bampots.
Chaos mode. You've had one or four too many Double Glen Morangies and that girl you're eyeing up is actually a big fat hairy heifer. You think it's time to improvise a few moves on the dance floor, namely faliing on your arse. You see someone you know and talk s*** to them for as long as you can about how you love them really. You are a bomb scare!
by Malcy McQ February 6, 2007
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Boston Bomb Scare

A car backfired driving by our house last night. You should have seen my mother running around screaming locking doors and windows. Then she called 911, it was a regular Boston Bomb Scare.
by hotknot February 6, 2007
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BETHANY BOMBSCARE

MySpace celebrity, mostly well known for her excessive whoring and massive MySpace whore group; Bombscare Whore Train.
Some MySpace kid on the street: "HEY ISN'T THAT BETHANY BOMBSCARE?"
Other kid: "OMGZ, she commented back my friend (insert name here) once. Lets go get her autograph!"
by Alyssa Johnson September 5, 2008
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bombscare

a gay man that bothers me
by Trong April 9, 2003
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Baltimore Bombscare

In the midst of receiving a rimjob, the receiver of the ass licking quickly grabs the rimmer by both ears, pulling her forcefully against his asshole and promptly farts in her mouth. Roles/genders can be switched/modified to fit the preferences of both the giver and receiver.
She tried to stick a brush handle up my ass while giving me a rimjob, so I worked up some gas and gave her a Baltimore Bombscare.
by Luckybus March 6, 2017
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Belfast bombscare

When you butt fuck a women on government benfits and jizz in here ass while stealing out of here handbag.
I can’t believe I’ve been Belfast bombscared I needed that money for my child’s school uniform
by Seinfein bumstain November 22, 2021
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