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A phrase used to describe long, pointless stories that go nowhere and provide no entertainment value whatsoever.
The term originated from an extermely boring story concerning boiled rice at a Chinese restaurant, a story which is said to have cured insomnia countless times.
Michelle: ...So like basically there was a half of a cup of water in the house, with stuff floating in it.....it was time to go to Tesco.
Me: WTF? I don't want to hear about boiled rice.
by Snizbob June 11, 2007
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Boiled Rice is a lowkey term for semen, and a direct refference toward sexual intercourse, the sexual prowess of an individual, the sexiness of an individual, or masturbation. Just google some pictures and your education will be complete.
β€œDude, that chic really boils my rice!”
β€œYo I heard Bonnie makes delicious boiled rice!”
β€œBig dawg, I was so tired and stressed, I boiled a couple of pots of rice.”
by Wideeyedasian September 03, 2018
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