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Broffellios 

When you get to a job site on the first day and everything everywhere and you just know it’s going to be fucked
Andrew and Russ get to the job site in the morning Russ opens the door and looks at Andrew saying man this job is going to be a Broffellios
Broffellios by GRKPSI January 14, 2020
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Boffel • boffed • Biffel • Boffle • boffer • boffee • Boffem • Buffelching • BFFelfie • Baffel
a large, female partier dressed in too-tight clothing, whose natural habitat is college frat parties where they and fellow buffelhos stampede on unsuspecting victims too drunk to defend themselves
Tuck your toes in! Stampede of buffelhoes!
Buffelhoe by Watson6CP August 16, 2010

Boffenmyer 

An extremely awful, bad, and stupid joke, such as one James would make.
That's what she said...

James, that was such a Boffenmyer
Boffenmyer by J. Bizzle. April 29, 2011
What a hardened convict affiliated with the Bloods gang refers to coffee so as to avoid unnecessary usage of the letter 'c' in his conversation with other gang members.
Pass dis niggah a bup of boffee.
boffee by Albert Couture August 23, 2007
Boffer a type of weapon used in L.A.R.P.s and ren fighting. typicaly the are made from 1/2 or 3/4 pvc piping wrapped in pipe foam. they are then fitted with a tip of open cell foam of between 1 to 4 inches. then wrapped in duct tape or kite tape.
He hit me with a boffer sword.
boffer by telos_ March 2, 2004

Roffel Broffel

Invented by Charlexx & Bexlexx in 2006. This saying basically means to 'ROFL' (roll on the floor laughing) like a ho in a brothel. The spelling is different to add extra humour. Originally created to mock another friend of ours who we cannot name. We are said to 'roffel in the broffel'
This is copyright of Charlexx (GC FAN) and Bexlexx (UK LAMB GIRL)
Bexlexx: OMG, WTF. HE HAS WEIRD EYEBROWS
Charlexx: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Bexlexx: haha,newb. Roffel Broffel
Charlexx: ROFFEL IN THE BROFFEL
Bexlexx: *rolls on the floor like a dirty prostitute*
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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