BobSag

- a slang term for cocaine

"BobSag" is short for Bob Saget, who is a crass, fast-talking comedian and is considered to be very white (much like cocaine). He was also known to have a penchant for the substance.

A: By the way, Hurricane Janice is coming into town this weekend.
B: Oh fuck, that means we're gonna do a ton of BobSag....

by friesandshake September 11, 2018

Mike Bobaguard

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"

by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Bossage

Portmanteau of "boss sausage", as in boss's cock. The object of desire for someone so thirsty for the taste of authority they follow the boss around willing and waiting, hoping for a mouthful.

Bladyn is such a brown nose, he's hungry for that bossage, slupring up that boss sauce

by Stingy Guts August 8, 2023

Brad bobaguard

Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'

"I would like to ask a question about the menu."
"So you're saying you wanna pull a Brad bobaguard?"

by charriot February 19, 2022

bobsauce

the act of going to the moms house

Friend 1: do you want to go to my bobsauce?
Ryan: ahhh, im really not feeling it

by dahwood November 25, 2013

Mike Bobaguard

A person in which who is represented as an alpha male, or considered one from a flock of handsome males. They are also considered to have well-sized schlongs

That guy is like Mike Bobaguard, what a guy!

by MikeMike768 March 13, 2023

boobsage

To receive a massage starting with your neck that slowly becomes the groping of breasts.

"Did you hear about the guy that gave the nurse a boobsage while his wife was having his baby right next to him?"

by MarieWABO January 1, 2010