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Blowjerb 

The act of gettin' my ding dong swallered and licked on from my woman in Georgia. When she starts lickin that thang up and down and slobberin' on it. Usually ends with me shootin' out my baby juice.
Man, I love relaxin' and gettin' a blowjerb from my lady.
Blowjerb by BillyJoewheedoggie January 19, 2010
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Blowjorb 

Much like its root word 'blowjob', a blowjorb is oral sex. However asking for a blowjorb is much more comical and more appropriate to use in public. Also can be used as a currency, blowjorbs representing favors, sexual or non.
"You owe me four blowjorbs for this one."

"So I recieved a blowjorb for all my hard work."
Blowjorb by BlowjorbBill February 5, 2010

blowjerk 

Noun. A form of oral sex that usually involves manual stimulation. A combination of a blowjob and a handjob.
Jim: Hey Scott did you do it with Stacey yesterday?

Scott: No she was on her period so she gave me a blowjerk instead.
blowjerk by Doc2211 June 25, 2016

blowjersey 

when you blow on a football players dick
steff curry is a pussy ass bitch so i did him a blowjersey
blowjersey by rawrrawrbitch January 9, 2022

Blowjerhausen 

A blow job. Oral sex. Fellatio. Head. Dome. Sucking of a male reproductive organ.
"You seem happy this morning, what gives?" "I got a blowjerhausen last night, it was great"
Blowjerhausen by B Squad Cop July 1, 2025

Blowjernotten 

The denial of a blow job. Trying to get some head and getting turned down.
"Did you get lucky last night?" "Yea right, all I got was a blowjernotten"
Blowjernotten by B Squad Cop July 4, 2025
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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