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Blowjorb 

Much like its root word 'blowjob', a blowjorb is oral sex. However asking for a blowjorb is much more comical and more appropriate to use in public. Also can be used as a currency, blowjorbs representing favors, sexual or non.
"You owe me four blowjorbs for this one."

"So I recieved a blowjorb for all my hard work."
Blowjorb by BlowjorbBill February 5, 2010
Related Words

blowjerk 

Noun. A form of oral sex that usually involves manual stimulation. A combination of a blowjob and a handjob.
Jim: Hey Scott did you do it with Stacey yesterday?

Scott: No she was on her period so she gave me a blowjerk instead.
blowjerk by Doc2211 June 25, 2016

blowjersey 

steff curry is a pussy ass bitch so i did him a blowjersey
blowjersey by rawrrawrbitch January 9, 2022

Blowjerhausen 

A blow job. Oral sex. Fellatio. Head. Dome. Sucking of a male reproductive organ.
"You seem happy this morning, what gives?" "I got a blowjerhausen last night, it was great"
Blowjerhausen by B Squad Cop July 1, 2025

Blowjernotten 

The denial of a blow job. Trying to get some head and getting turned down.
"Did you get lucky last night?" "Yea right, all I got was a blowjernotten"
Blowjernotten by B Squad Cop July 4, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026