Blowjerb

The act of gettin' my ding dong swallered and licked on from my woman in Georgia. When she starts lickin that thang up and down and slobberin' on it. Usually ends with me shootin' out my baby juice.

Man, I love relaxin' and gettin' a blowjerb from my lady.

by BillyJoewheedoggie January 19, 2010

Blowjorb

Much like its root word 'blowjob', a blowjorb is oral sex. However asking for a blowjorb is much more comical and more appropriate to use in public. Also can be used as a currency, blowjorbs representing favors, sexual or non.

"You owe me four blowjorbs for this one."

"So I recieved a blowjorb for all my hard work."

by BlowjorbBill February 5, 2010

blowjerk

Noun. A form of oral sex that usually involves manual stimulation. A combination of a blowjob and a handjob.

Jim: Hey Scott did you do it with Stacey yesterday?

Scott: No she was on her period so she gave me a blowjerk instead.

by Doc2211 June 25, 2016

blowjersey

when you blow on a football players dick

steff curry is a pussy ass bitch so i did him a blowjersey

by rawrrawrbitch January 9, 2022

Blowjerhausen

A blow job. Oral sex. Fellatio. Head. Dome. Sucking of a male reproductive organ.

"You seem happy this morning, what gives?" "I got a blowjerhausen last night, it was great"

by B Squad Cop July 1, 2025

Blowjernotten

The denial of a blow job. Trying to get some head and getting turned down.

"Did you get lucky last night?" "Yea right, all I got was a blowjernotten"

by B Squad Cop July 4, 2025