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Blountstown 

A small town in the pandhandle of Florida riddled with STDs and racist, ignorant, uneducated, rednecks that will discriminate you if you have even the slightest different opinion than them. The highest paying job here is drug dealing and the only thing that gets anyone excited here are football games. This place is where elders come to die and most born here will never amount to anything except for being the cashier at one of the many gas stations. All the highschool girls are thots and most of the guys are hornier than a blind lesbian at a fish market. If you are a minority and want to feel what opression was like in the 1700s come here because most citizens are decades behind.
Darnell: Aye man you want to go that football game in blountstown Friday.
Rashawn: Hell nah I heard the daddies will lunch ya if you even dare to look at their wives!
Darnell: That's because most of their daughters are also their lovers!

blount handshake 

Punching a victorious opponent at the end of the contest instead of a handshake. Originated when Oregon Ducks football player LeGarrette Blount clocked Boise State Bronco Byron Hout after a football game between both sides.
Cursed with a bruised ego and shattered pride, he gave the MVP a blount handshake before exiting the field.
blount handshake by Bongaboi September 5, 2009
Sucker punching someone and then following that up by going Ron Artest on the crowd.
Don't throw my own smack talk back in my face or I'll go all Blount on you.
Blount by Jones65 September 5, 2009
A person who plows through a crowd of people with no concern for their well being.
I was late to class so I decided to be a Blount
Blount by Starving tapeworm January 22, 2017
to smack someone with your breasts
She blounged me with DD's.
blounge by Anonymous October 23, 2003
A word that began being used in 2010 by white british kids. The word is used as an insult towards little pussy's.
Fuck off Lambert you posh blounty.
Blounty by JohnBarr April 10, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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