A brown, water soluble powder. Said to be edible, Blend 43 is form of instant coffee. A common misconception is that Blend 43 contains caffeine as one will experience a small 'hit' as the substance is consumed. This is actually not true as it is the acrid taste which will wake the unfortunate person from their stupor. CAUTION: People with taste buds or weak hearts are advised to stay clear of this substance.
Jim: Hey, here is the coffee, 2 sugars right?
Han: Thanks bro, yeah that's good. {proceeds to drink coffee}
Han: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh WTF is this shi...{convulses on floor}
Jim: Blend 43. Are you ok? OMG. Call 911 now!
Han: Thanks bro, yeah that's good. {proceeds to drink coffee}
Han: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh WTF is this shi...{convulses on floor}
Jim: Blend 43. Are you ok? OMG. Call 911 now!
by Bogahn by Armani May 14, 2012
Person A: Want me to make you some instant coffee?
Person B: Is that blend 43? No thanks, it's indistinguishable from sewage water.
Person A: It tastes alright. To each his own, I guess.
Person B: Is that blend 43? No thanks, it's indistinguishable from sewage water.
Person A: It tastes alright. To each his own, I guess.
by no1zhere April 13, 2018