Blazin' Saddle

A burning sensation, residual effects often lasting 3-5 minutes, caused by the properties of a shit being either gargantuan in size, spicy in content or both. The consequential result displaying characteristics reminiscent of early American cowboys' bow legged walking style due to long periods of horseback riding.

"I'd help you move the couch if it wasn't for that Blazin' Saddle..."

"Heroin overdose, black market kidney removal and Blazin' Saddle are the only reasons to take a cold bath."

by Lane Train January 29, 2009

Blazin The Saddle

Blazing The Saddle is the act of having sex while smoking a bong.
Blazin The Saddle is where a male inserts his hard penis into a females vagina. Then said female takes a bong rip while the male grabs her hips and hold on for the ride.

Penelope could not buck Barnaby while Blazing The Saddle.

Blazing The Saddle is the act of having sex while smoking a bong.
Blazin The Saddle is where a male inserts his hard penis into a females vagina. Then said female takes a bong rip while the male grabs her hips and hold on for the ride.

by PB&Jelly69 April 10, 2021

Blazing Saddle Bag

While the male partner engages in intercourse doggy style with the female partner, the male partner's scrotum, covered in icy-hot pain reliever, smacks the vagina of the female partner repeatedly, causing a "blazing sensation"

"With the sudden change in temperatures, Sara had a screaming orgasm when she was hit up with the blazing saddle bag"

by P Town May 1, 2006

Blazing Saddle

Sexual position wherein a woman rides a man reverse cowgirl while he takes a dump on the toilet.

Tommy thought that he liked blumpkins, but when Suzie upgraded him to a Blazing Saddle, he found his new favorite position.

by pattenhere April 16, 2010

Blazing Saddle

When you are hitting her in cow girl position, but her pussy is so hairy that your dick gets a carpet burn

Me and Mackenzie were getting it on last night, but she gave me a blazing saddle.

by Baconman20 December 11, 2017

blazing saddles

The most awesome and bizarre western movie ever, directed by Mel Broooks, 1974.

Gene Wilder to Clansmen: "Oh boys! Looky what I got here!"
Cleavon Little: "Hey, where are the white women at?"

by M.star September 5, 2004

Blazing Saddles

While fornicating with a fine biddy, pour tabasco on your dick and make the bitch ride your cock.

I took this chick back to my farmhouse and let her ride my blazing saddles.

by BitchNigga12675 March 8, 2011